(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful
day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven'
t coomed yet. It's time to
hope on my porn throne and machine
gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-
grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female
Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery
white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't
hurt.