contol

(n.)A South American village co-habited by english men and american girls with a creature lurking about known only as a dylan. The alpha male of the village will usually beat his chest and swing along the jungle vines to try and woo the scantily clad, wellie-wearing American girls.

-Contol people enjoy small prosperity by exporting mud pots to other local villages.

-The contol has suffered 6 civil wars and dislikes commies and europeans.

The contol U.S.A.K. imports anime, a small plant from the riverside next to a nearby village. Other villagers dislike the plant and consider its appearance quite strange.

by Ranidad and Makul January 23, 2007

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console cuck

Someone who only uses consoles to game. And thinks that consoles are the superior way to do so.

That dude won't cave and buy a decent PC. What a console Cuck.

by FatherMurder November 28, 2017

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micro console buyer man

Scott the woz

Micro console buyer man only talks about stupid Nintendo games.

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contolini

italian slang. to majorly excel at something. hardcore-like.

"yo man, you contolini'd. i've never seen anyone throw an orange that far. nice work!"

by Walling March 4, 2008

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Console War

A flame war with fanboys of either Nintendo, Sony or Microsoft fighting amongst each other. They are often biased to supporting their system and their system only, not knowing the advantages of the other systems.

Nintendrone: Wi1 U iz best, Fuk ur grafices, N1n73nd0 4 lyfe!!!11!

Xbot: We haz online & intarnut & C0D s0 we r bezt niqqurz!!11!!

PS Whore: N0 PS4 iz shiny & thus bezt!!1111!!!

PC Gamer: Whatever *sits back and watches rant*

Morgan Freeman: And that is the Console War in a nutshell.

by picklestein June 23, 2016

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