Closing

The act of "doing the deed". To close is the have sexual intercourse with someone. Particularly used in regards to a girl who is hard to get.

Jack: Did you close last night?

Andy: Nah she wanted to wait until shes in a relationship to bang, closing was never a possibility.

by nickspace November 14, 2012

Closing

Bringing something to an end, typically in a letter.

The closing of the letter read "Sincerely, Maddie"

by that girl nikki January 12, 2019

Closing The Goddamn Door

A memeable referance to the classic song by Panic! At The Disco: "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"

"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."

by OmgIt'sLeafy December 17, 2016

Closing a Chapter

Putting the past behind.

Closing a chapter in life can be both difficult and joyous.

by GoDressUp June 10, 2013

closing the jar

Pushing down ones penis to make an erection go away.

Billy was closing the jar before his mom walked in on him.

by ER drug April 16, 2017

Closing your eyes

When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.

Side effects of closing your eyes include:

Not being able to see.

When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.

Side effects of closing your eyes include:

Not being able to see.

by Gids Is On Urban Dictionary June 17, 2020

closing bitch

An employee who mostly works closing shifts.

"Hey man, want to hang out on Friday night?"

"Nah, can't. I'm the closing bitch, remember?"

by Rick Dicknipples March 27, 2007