Chia Pet

They're clay shapes that you put seeds on & water the open space inside & then it grows like hair. There's many different shapes & so fun!

My Chia Pet grew really well. What a cute idea & fad!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

chia pet

A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.

Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

Chia Pet

A large, crusty (hard) booger that when pulled out of the nose takes a few nose hairs with it... thus resembling a Chia Pet.

Dude, that is one hell of a Chia Pet!

by GunnyP December 17, 2019

chia pet

Anyone with too perfect hair........ask Anthony.

That Waldo........is he a Chia Pet, or what?

by wallymarshall September 6, 2003

Chia Pet

The large ball of hair you pull out of the shower drain after a couple days.

Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.

by MyxLastxRitesx March 30, 2010

chia pet

1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.

2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc).

ph33r t3h ch1a p3t

by chia pet of death April 16, 2003

chia pet

A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair.

Girl, have you seen Pedro lately? He needs a haircut bad. he's starting to look like a chia pet.

by Valinda November 1, 2006