Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 9, 2009

brown willy

Just like a wet willy, but you stick your finger in your butthole first.

Maze gave Jon a brown willy, after he broke the rules of masturbation night.

by Datskiffdoe July 8, 2009

brown willy

when having anal sex doggystyle, you proceed to donkey punch your partner, then pull your penis out of their ass and stick it in their ear

While having sex with some freak< tony decided to give her a brown willy instead of a dirty sanchez.

by dirty bonz November 5, 2006

brown willy

a cavity search conducted in Canada

at the Quebec customs we were afraid the Frenchies were gonna give us brown willies

by Leia Nelson May 25, 2005

brown willis

when you take a turd (long shit) and let your girlfriend play with it during sex

I'm putting the Brown Willis in the condom for sex later

by clyons55 April 26, 2014

Brown Willy

It is the act of inserting your finger in your ass and then inserting it in someone elses ear like a wet willy.

I Brown Willy my pal when im sas

by Smudgehat May 14, 2011

brown-nosed willie

(n.)- A name used to describe a man's penis after anal sex, because the tip of the penis is covered in feces.

Damn, the brown-nosed willie Jennifer gave me last night smells!

by Max Bluntoff April 26, 2006