The doctor told me that I risk massive damage to my anus if I force out my bojo. What does he know, I just want it out, even if it kills me!
Police say the victim appears to have been split in to two from sholder to nipple. The man managed to use the very bojo that killed him to smear a final message onto the bathroom floor, "freedom". Police suspect this to be self inflicted, but aren't ruling out foul play from outside influences.
"Don't know about that bojo guy - seems prettynasty"
- "Yeah, I worked 18 hour shifts due to corona and now he won't even let me have a holiday"
"You don't say mate."
- "My daughter also got pretty angry when her exams got canceled. No news about this year's cohort."
"Don't worry... they'll tell you the night before the exams. There's to need to stress."