blogger

A person with a laptop, an ax to grind, and their virginity

Steven Colbert: "And in case you don't know a blogger is a person with a laptop, an ax to grind ... and their virginity"

by Miguel Gigante January 2, 2009

Blogger

"Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits." - Maddox

any user of www.livejournal.com, www.greatestjournal.com, etc.

by Henry Hayes August 30, 2005

blogger

derived from weblogger, s.o. who keeps a weblog, a diary on the internet.

You'll find plenty crappy bloggs on the net.

by The Crow January 24, 2004

blogger

a blogger is a frustrated writer who now types away every night in the hopes that some bored, fucked up sap on the internet will come across his/her penned jewel and become a loyal follower for ever, going to such lenghts as worshiping the blogger to submission.

I was bored, lonely and depresed and then I met my blogger!

by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

blogger

A person who blogs as an outlet for narcissism and bad taste.

There was a time when America had intellectuals, but now all we've got are bloggers.

by Tom Finney December 16, 2008

blogger

A wannabe journalist who is unqualified, uninformed, unemployed, or some combination of all three.

Blogger: "The aristocracy and the establishment are trying to keep the public in place with their lies! Bloggers like me are the only true voice in this world of sheeple! We can't trust our government! You can read more about this phenomenon in my blog."

by Richard Runcorn August 17, 2012

blogger

A rancid ass cheese who fanticizes that someone will read his/her pathetic shit. Who gives a fuck what they think about anything? They're geeks who jack off with visions of the geometry teacher dancing in their pointy little heads.

I went to crap a gnarley turd but a blogger came out instead.

by hoze-a January 15, 2006