benchwarmer

When you warm the bench with your weak, incompetent ass.

He is such a benchwarmer. At least, his ass warms the bench.

by admondaba January 14, 2011

benchwarmer

someone who does not play because either

-Their Coaches are fucking retards and dont like them
-Others kids ahve the coaches balls in their mouth
-they are terrible
-

Benchwarmer means

1. "how come bob doesnt play?"
"because he told coach john to go fuck himself"

2. "Why does anthony play over bob?"
"because anthony has the coaches cock in his mouth"

3. "How come billy hasnt played yet?"
"Because he is fat and terrible"

by abcedfefefefe May 3, 2006

Benchwarmer

Benchwarmer is:
1) In sport, when player is not playing because he is on replacement.
2) In life, when someone is not trying to reach something in the goal of life

1) Defoe is not playing because he is on replacement, today will play Roman Pavlyuchenko.
2) He have not realised this plan because he is not doing somethig for that. Benchwarmer!

by maxeQ January 31, 2009

Benchwarmer

Someone who plays on a team, but does not start.

Sal, I'm sorry, but your a benchwarmer for today's game.

by Matthew Delgado September 4, 2016

Benchwarmer

A guy who doesnt get girls or is too scared to go for it

Brock: You were suppoesed to kiss Lauren, what happend?

Brady: I got scared man

Brock: Your such a benchwarmer !!

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

benchwarmer

someone who warms the bench just for fun

joey likes to benchwarmer

by 15 year old genius April 27, 2009

Benchwarmer

The Social Athlete who doesn't get a start in the big game anymore.

"Get Tim on the phone, or else he's gonna miss his go on the beer bong"....."Already tried him... he's not coming out tonight, the f!#*&@! benchwarmer"

by TheAthlete November 2, 2014