When you have the sudden and overwhelming urge to beat the living shit out of your wife or female partner when they do something mediocre or half-assed for you after your blue collar 18 hour shift.
I just got home to a cold fucking ham sandwich my wife made me after my 18 hour shift in the fucking rain. I’m going to beat my wife (beatile).
by Im Fucking Pissed May 21, 2025
Get the Beatile mug.by BEatlemaniac1234 December 17, 2012
Get the Beatlemaniac mug.Related Words
Beatile
• Beatle
• beatlejuice
• beatie
• beatlemania
• Beatle Maniac
• beatlesque
• Beatleism
• Beatle People
• Beatles Fans
The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.
Consists of:
- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs
- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries
- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine
- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives
According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.
Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.
Consists of:
- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs
- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries
- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine
- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient Locomotives
According to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.
Devout followers of Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife, ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.
by The Chickens Are Revolting July 7, 2019
Get the Beatles mug.A legendary band consisting of George Harrison, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr(whose real name was Richard Starkey). Their music is well known and well liked.
by 88888888888888888 May 31, 2013
Get the The Beatles mug.A temporary high obtained by listening to multiple Beatles songs in a row. Can be best obtained by listening to I am the Walrus, Across the Universe and Strawberry Fields Forever.
Unlike other forms of getting high, this has no lasting effects on the body other than having an urge to buy multiple Beatles albums and/or having an extremely good day.
Unlike other forms of getting high, this has no lasting effects on the body other than having an urge to buy multiple Beatles albums and/or having an extremely good day.
by w00t123 November 19, 2010
Get the Beatles High mug.Lisa said she was having her Beatles birthday, but her husband Harry said she was a million years old in binary.
by Leslie Doppler August 21, 2008
Get the Beatles birthday mug.by cytr0n July 8, 2009
Get the Beatle mug.