beat the meat

slang for masturbating

Kregg beat the beat while Julie watched and pleasured herself.

by Bubbleyum Duck February 26, 2004

Beat The Meat

1. a butchers job of pounding meat until it is tender.

2. a term used by butchers when they announce their going to masturbate but don't want any customers to find out what is really going on in the back room.

Butcher 1: Im going to go in the back room and beat the meat.
Butcher 2: Alright just don't beat it that hard or it will bruise

by TyBangLon March 15, 2011

beat the meat

A term for male mastubation (UK)

He liked to beat his meat whilst watching Anna Kournikova play tennis

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

beat the meat

verb synonym for masturbation

"Hey stop beating the meat!"

by SLOGAN December 6, 2002

Beat the meat

The act of racing against official police cars on a drag strip legally. As defined by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.

that was a police mustang. They have modded it and then said to kids, "Can you beat us?". They actually call it "Beat the meat"

by Petr0l_H3ad July 25, 2023

Beat the meat

Someone playing with a guy's dick

It feels really good when I beat the meat.

by I am the GOAT!!!!! June 22, 2017

Beat the Meat

After a man has had oral sex and shot his load, he then beats his cock on the woman's face to make sure all the cum has been unloaded.

He shot his load then proceded to beat the meat until every last drop was on her face.

by <insert> October 2, 2004