Dead Bear

Someone that is reacting to life in such a matter that would involve no type of mental capacity; therefore they have the mental capabilities of a dead bear in the act of making decisions about life. It is often times also referring to someone who is also content with making idiotic decisions in life.

Yo, that chick over there is going to court for assaulting someone and she's laughing about it like she doesn't even realize that she might end her ass up in jail...Dead Bear Status.

by KayJay123 April 28, 2012

that blows dead bears

when something sucks so far beyond normal. after all, what could suck worse than blowing a dead bear? Not much. Used in Western Canada and parts of Ontario.

"Heard you got busted at the border for pot. that really blows dead bears,eh?"

by Jamie Packham March 7, 2005

blow a dead bear

An insult reserved for those who have greatly offended you.

J.Lo ate the last piece of pizza so Jaison told him to “blow a dead bear”.

by mike_mace December 11, 2018

Dead bear penis

This is a highly complex sex position where the woman is giving a blowjob and right as you're about to blow your load all over her face you take your penis out of hee mouth and cock slap the shit out of her and then cumming all over the slap mark. Thus giving you the feeling you get when you get a dead leg except in your penis.

Lois was giving me the best blowjob so I just had to pull a dead bear penis.

by Not my real name September 20, 2015

like talking to a dead bear

When you talk to someone and they either; don't care, don't listen, don't understand or didn't hear you correctly, or at all.

God! That (insert name of dusty old teacher past retirement) doesn't listen, it's like talking to a dead bear.

by 15989232 September 26, 2006

Bear Dead

A Bear Dead, or Bear Dad is a term used to describe someone who is a furry but denies it, despite everyone clearly knowing.

Mark: Hey John, I saw Dave at the Furry convention yesterday, but he denied it when I talked to him about it.
John: Classic case of a Bear Dead right there, pal.

by nicholas11111 May 8, 2020

Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022