a verb, meaning the complete and utter destruction of any kind of joke, or the like.
This is a type of illness
The act Bartley-ing is when you take a joke by the back of the neck and drive its face into the concrete, also known as, killing a good joke, ruining a joke.
Persons with the disease have reported such symptoms as, loss of sleep, slipping grades, and loss of friends
This is a type of illness
The act Bartley-ing is when you take a joke by the back of the neck and drive its face into the concrete, also known as, killing a good joke, ruining a joke.
Persons with the disease have reported such symptoms as, loss of sleep, slipping grades, and loss of friends
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John: Man, my laptop is running slow today.
Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!
Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*
John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!
Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!
Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*
John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!
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