Baltimore baker's rack

Sex act, like a Cleaveland steamer, in which the woman kneels down and supports her breasts with her hands while her partner squats, facing away from her, and defecates on her chest.

"After a few natty-bo's, that chick got down on her knees to give me a rim job, and before she knew it, I was givin' 'er a Baltimore baker's rack."

Baltimore baker's rack by saltybalty July 17, 2012

Baltimore Shuffle

The act of stumbling around the streets like an idiot after shooting up heroin.

I caught Brian doing the Baltimore Shuffle across the LightRail tracks last Thursday.

Baltimore Shuffle by アメリカへの死 December 23, 2019

baltimore surprise 

When you are attending a Baltimore sporting event and an attractive woman sitting in the row behind you reaches into your trousers and gives you a handy

Man I went to the game last night and the orioles got their ass kicked , but the nice woman seated behind me gave me reached between my seat and gave me “the Baltimore surprise”

baltimore surprise by Dugout6856 January 28, 2019

Baltimore Suitcase

Having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside the person. This is known as a Baltimore Suitcase because the person with the condom in them has to unpack the soiled latex.

The term is derived from the once famous Lady Baltimore luggage line.

I was frightened when I was almost finished with her because I left a Baltimore Suitcase exposing me to a potential STD.

Baltimore Suitcase by X man D May 30, 2006

baltimore snowball

It's when one person stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the side while another person on the ground catches it either on the face or directly in their mouth.

I gave my landlord the Baltimore Snowball because she raised my rent $25.

baltimore snowball by Gabby Hayes February 5, 2014

Baltimore Screwjob

When a Baltimore sports team is blatantly screwed over, often costing them the game.

That punk Jeffrey Maier ruined the Orioles season. Just another typical Baltimore Screwjob.

Baltimore Screwjob by Shane2424 September 22, 2007

Baltimore sleigh ride 

A police tactic for meting out street justice to uncooperative suspects whereby the subject is shackled, but not seat belted, in a paddy wagon. The van is then driven wildly to throw the subject violently against the walls of the van.

The guy was mouthing off to me. I had to give him a Baltimore sleigh ride.

Baltimore sleigh ride by Ted Bellicose May 2, 2015