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building Abe Lincoln's log cabin

It is the act of masterbating by pretending to be four slaves building Abe Lincoln's log cabin out of popsickle sticks. You paint the popsickle sticks brown, before you start, and then proceed to slap your dick with teh sicks until you blow your load.

* you say that is what someone is doing when they are screwing around.
Wazula: Why aren't you playing halo are you building Abe Lincoln's log cabin.
Ace8904: Yes
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Wow, it's the Empire State Building 

Allow me to explain in a language you comprehend: that structure is not the Empire State Building; rather, it constitutes the entire expanse of the state of California.

Building Seven 

When a seemingly related incident occurs for no related reason. When foul play is quite obvious yet it is allowed to be swept under the rug. When the seventh domino falls down before the third, fourth, fifth and sixth domino have yet to be pushed.
He came out of nowhere like building seven.
Building Seven by Krimp September 15, 2010

Sick Building Syndrome 

a serious condition that happens in the last hour of a three hour studio design class. Syptoms include: playing loud music via Youtube, crawling under your desk, crying and begging the professor to leave, causing other students to throw objects in your general direction. While suffering on can denounce art college, your career choice and the fact that the computer lab is at a constant 45 degrees.
I can't do my project! i am suffering from Sick Building Syndrome!
bullshit
architecture
headache
interior design

Building Sex

A building sex:
1. any sexual activity with the people in a position that looks like a building.
2. Two or more buildings shaped like they are having sex.
3. having sex on top of a building
4. having sex with a building
1. Andrea: Man yesterday there was some sort of public sex in a park filled with kids and the sexers looked like a building. Adam: YOU SAW BUILDING SEX??!!
2. Have you seen building sex?

3. Yesterday we had building sex.
4. Tomorrow I'm gonna have building sex.

Building surveyor 

A Building surveyor is a necessary hindrance to the building of a home. They are pedantic sycophants without a shred of common sense, and are incapable of making a determination without covering there ass or referring it to a Structural Engineer.
I thought my new home was infested with vermin, but it was even worse, a Building Surveyor was on site.

Building snitch 

People who try to get other people in trouble in an apartment building they either try to get the other person evicted or cause constant conflict with the neighbors and call the cops when they are the aggressive party and lie to the police in an attempt to get the party they are bullying arrested.
The building snitches called the cops on me for some bullshit Saturday night