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Birthday present

The act of a female performing oral sex on a male, aka, a blowjob.
Dude, Kayleigh told me that for my birthday she might throw in an extra birthday present.(;
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birthday present

The ‘birthday present’ is shorthand, used to describe a particular song that carries certain notoriety for an artist or group. This song has come to define the band/artist, regardless of its age, quality or potential embarrassment. When performing live, this particular track is virtually expected; failure to perform the number will lead to grave disappointment or even bitterness from the crowd.

The ‘birthday present’ obtains its name through its special gift-like quality that, if not received, tends to cause resentment.
If Led Zeppelin came to town they’d just *have* to perform ‘Stairway to Heaven’, it’s their birthday present!
by Snowblower99 September 5, 2005
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early birthday present

A present given prior to the actual birthday
by Mikk15 December 8, 2019
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canadian birthday present

when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his dick in her mouth, cumshots, then cuts his dick off leaving it in the girls mouth
by nick greca March 26, 2009
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Birthday Present

When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present
Yo i gave her my famous Birthday Present last night
by Time teller January 9, 2023
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Reverse birthday present

Instead of giving a gift to someone on your birthday, you expect a present instead from them.
atareh: "Devon, I know it was YOUR birthday last week, but you should still get ME something. Think of it as a reverse birthday present"
by atareh June 10, 2022
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