Authoritis

The inability to finish any type of written communication, i.e. novels, emails, letters, memos, etc...

Todd was in the middle of finishing his next best seller, when his authoritis flared up and caused him to cease writing.

Brook: How is the next novel coming Todd?
Todd: It was going great until my authoritis came back.
Brook: That sucks.
Todd: Tell me about it, this was going to be the best one yet.

by Hemingway34 June 24, 2010

Author

A person who writes books, articles, documents etc.

Bedanta Chakrabarty is my favorite YA author.

by humblebrendon November 20, 2019

authority

A position of power over people. Most people critize authority until they eventially come into power. Then they complain when they are critized. Hypocrites.

"It's okay to fight everyone else's authority...except mine!"

by Achluo May 26, 2004

author

(n.) The writer, one who writes. The source.

I am the author of this definition



Charles Dickens was the author of "Oliver Twist"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

authority

the man who wants to keep you down

Damn the man! Save the empire!

by Ghandi September 23, 2002

authority

what you must respect

"Respect My Authority!!"

by Eddie J. January 23, 2008

with authority

An exclamation used in basketball to describe a particularly forceful or thunderous slam dunk.

Blake Griffin throws it down with authority, sending the crowd into a frenzy.

by cooberp March 19, 2012