AstroGlide

A form of lubricant that enables the user to perform hi speed punching the clown and reach their point of ejaculation much quick then a user of the traditional dry jack. Also used where anal sex is required by law.

Astroglide is the top performer when it comes to anal sex. Don't play in the mud without it!

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

Astroglide

extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation

Holy shit! Amy gave me an Astroglide handjob and I shot my load in about 30 seconds!

by Marty October 23, 2003

astroglide

1) commercial vaginal lubricant that advertises itself as "second only to nature"

After experiencing masturbation enhanced with astroglide Whit felt that all her years of masturbation before had been for nothing!!! Second only to nature?! It beats nature using a 2x4 with a nail stuck through it!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kaworu July 3, 2004

Astroglide

The best anal sex lubricant money can buy.

My Girlfriend and I always use Astroglide for anal sex lube because it is the slipperiest.

by Maxwell March 23, 2004

Astroglide

The second most wonderful messy useful product on the planet earth. (The first being chocolate)

Squirt that bottle of astroglide and get that hot body moving baby!

by Janessa July 29, 2003

astrogliding

Sliding through situations in life frictionlessly.

On March 18, 1965 Alexei Leonov was the first human to be caught astrogliding in space.

by 303 bham May 28, 2010

astrogliding

Verb. Meaning the act of well-lubricated anal sex or a well-lubricated handjob. The polar opposite of dryjack or dryfuck. In terms of anal, usually pertaining to fast, frenzied, and incredibly pleasurable. Never used in the singular.

1. It didn't take long for Matt to reach an incredible, trembling climax while he was furiously astrogliding his lover.
2. Nobody was interested in the fact that Jack was astrogliding to the sound of Angela's voice.

by Miss Necrosis M. Atrophy May 16, 2006