Arking

The act of loosing yourself for hours on end to the ARK: Survival Mode video game world. May lead to gross increase in social awkwardness or reduction in personal grooming. Could also drive women insane as they lay in bed next to you naked wondering why the hell you're not screwing

Mary: Hey how did it go over at Marcos' house last night?
Nina: You know would have been great if he wasn't Arking all night and never noticed my existence.

John: Bro did you watch the game last night?
Marcos: Nah man, too busy Arking, I even forgot to shower. But I rode a T-Rex!

by brazileira444 June 28, 2016

Arking

The act of loosing yourself for hours on end to the ARK: Survival Mode video game world. May lead to gross increase in social awkwardness or reduction in personal grooming. Could also drive women insane as they lay in bed next to you naked wondering why the hell you're not screwing

Mary: Hey how did it go over at Marcos' house last night?
Nina: You know would have been great if he wasn't Arking all night and never noticed my existence.

John: Bro did you watch the game last night?
Marcos: Nah man, too busy Arking, I even forgot to shower. But I rode a T-Rex!

by brazileira444 June 28, 2016

Arked

(ärkt) 1. When a Game that had plenty of time in Early access or beta programs, is filled with bugs, glitches, exploits, and routinely crashes long after the official release of the game. 2. When the game you love and have supported through the intentional individual purchase of each dlc instead of purchasing the full season pass constantly screws you over on a regular basis via broken coding.

I was playing on the Hardcore Ark servers on a level 100 character who had all the tekgrams unlocked when the game crashed and I drown in two feet of water, I just got Arked so hard!. (or) The company Wildcard just Arked its entire community with a recent patch.

by Cpt Flags August 07, 2018

Arke

Means you have a Godzilla cock and destroy girls pussys

“Yo he has a Arke”

by Cumstain03 April 14, 2020

ark at

to draw attention to
An order or instruction to look at or pay attention to something or someone.

London unknown if derived from cockney slang.

ark at him he's talking bollocks

Listen to/look at/pay attention to/him, the content of his definition lacks credibility

by Uncle Reg August 27, 2007

ARK

Oh God don't play this game it will mess up your life and when you quit playing you will some how get sucked back in by one of your friends and then you will hate yourself for coming back you are now in a never ending loop

Oh no Lee and julian are playing ark now there in a loop

by Big al head ass February 06, 2019

the ark

A party where all the attendees are couples; paired off like Noah's Ark.

A: How was last night?
B. Sucked. It was The Ark.
A: That's the worst.

by seekingschmeeling September 21, 2006