are you madison's mom 

It all stated with a discord sever where Blake aka god forgot how is madison's mom. It turns out there are many,

are you madison's mom

are you madison's mom by Sliderscum April 24, 2022

Hey, it's been a while. How are you? 

Another way of saying "I need a favor" or "I need to borrow something".

Person 1: "Hey, it's been a while. How are you?"
Person 2: "What do you want from me this time?"

Hey, it's been a while. How are you? by Fresh Timbs November 10, 2018

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

1. A name for paying a prostitute
2. Leslo (Lesley)
3. A really bad book that no one reads but makes fun of the title
4. An excellent way to start a conversation

1. "Dude! I just spent all my money on drugs and I still have to are you there God it's me, Margaret?!"

2. "That's a beast!"
"No, its are you there God, it's me Margaret"
"Yeah, same thing"

3. "My teacher asked me if I had any questions and I said are you there God? it's me, Margaret"

4. "Are you there God? It's me, Margaret"
"Ooh, wanna come home with me tonight?"

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret by Katamy March 15, 2008

I'm ready. Are you ready? Let's go!

1.
Usain Bolt's catchphrase before a race , often projected towards the cameras that pan past him at his starting position (well, pose for him - after the Superman and Zeus dramatics) where he will follow a series of cool sayings in that deep Jamaican accent with the phrase itself.
9.58 seconds later, Bolt goes on to the break his own world record by 0.11 seconds.

2. The act of gearing up for something special..something fast that would be quickly over where you get down, put your seatbelt on - look at the person next to you and put a check on them - and roll. And when you do it, you do it cool.

Commentator *In Lane 4 we have Usain Bolt...the World's fastest man. How will be be faring on the final of the World Championships*
*Bolt waves to the crowds, does Superman poses and says 'Jah Man!' every too seconds with a big grin on his face. *Bolt looks towards the cameria*and says :

I'm ready. Are you ready? Let's go!

Commentator *Evidently not the least bit nervouse...And there you have it, he's ready alright*

Commentator *On their lanes....and they go*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Finish line

Commentator *He's done it again...9.58 ... a new World Record in the 100m.*

This man is unstoppable.
We were ready alright, but not for something this spectacular!

I'm ready. Are you ready? Let's go! by sundarasundara September 2, 2009

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx by _Onyx November 23, 2021

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. 

1. Another term for paying a prostitute
2. An abnoxious person
3. A title of book by Judy Blume

1. "Dude! I forgot my wallet at home and I can't Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. Can you lend me some cash?"
2. "Lesley is such an Are you there God? It's me, Margaret."
3. "'Are you there God? It's me, Margaret' is one of the worst books I've ever read."

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. by Shaweena January 18, 2009

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents

Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022