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ASSBF

Abbreviation Term: Attention Starved Straight Best Friend (AZ-BUFF)- carried through conversation and jest between a girl and her gay best friend. Supplemented by ASGBF (AZ-GAH-BUFF), Attention Starved Gay Best Friend, with a focus on the AZZ. Fun slang used between gay/straight besties.
Gurl! You know me and my ASSBF went to the club on Friday night and got crunk'd!
by JT Conway March 4, 2017
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assbeater420

Assbeater420 was more than a friend. A partner. A gamer. A chad. Every night I go to bed crying thinking off this horrible loss. Please bring him back. God have mercy on your soul for Allah is regretting your existence. #Justice4AssBeater420 #BlackLivesMatter
bro1:assbeater420 truly was a legend
bro2: yea he was im sad he is gone now
bro1: :sadcowboy:
bro2: did you just say colon sad cowboy colon ?
bro1:wipes forehead

bro2: dont wipe my forhead
by sniperfoxeh August 11, 2020
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assbo

When a friends farts smell so bad the person is banned from the room.
That meat feast pizza has given you rotten farts. Fart again and i'll have to give you a five minute assbo from the lounge!
by tilston boys December 8, 2011
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Assafi

A Jewish male with an IQ larger than your bank account. Loves flexing in front of everyone though not in the physical sense. Most likely a species of lizard with plans of world domination in mind.
Person1: Yo I heard that Jewish kid in our computer science class already designs software.
Person2: Yea he's an Assafi
by BigPeewee June 3, 2018
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Assbath

ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"
SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"
by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019
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assbone

the tail bone,pelvis ,it pretty much defines itself.
i was screwing her doggystyle and my pubes kept grinding hard on her assbone.

that guys a total assbone
by the real luba May 20, 2008
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Assbasket

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment and reason and with complete disregard for society.
Who is this assbasket that took up 2 spots with his Hyundai.
by Victor Stracci May 31, 2007
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