The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.
Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.
by Pac_Eddy May 1, 2009
Get the ass friesmug. someone who wipes their ass and doesnt wash their hands and touches random objects (such as walls or stairway rails) and some one else touches those objects and eats fries without cleaning their hands hence making those fries ass fries
Matt: Cherie you do realize you're eating ass fries cuz you touched that railing?
Cherie: I dont care!
Matt: All right I just wanted to let you know.
Cherie: I dont care!
Matt: All right I just wanted to let you know.
by Yacoob December 9, 2008
Get the ass friesmug. Ass fries are when you have such bad diarrhea that your shit come out yellow & shaped like fries. Top it with a little blood & you got yourself some ketchup & fries!
by weedless bitches January 27, 2009
Get the ass friesmug. by JulieBean July 30, 2008
Get the Ass Friesmug. French Fries with the ridges on them that taste like ass and came be found at your local college cafetorium.
by danno November 22, 2004
Get the ass-friesmug. It is a starch substance with a dairy product toping that comes from a 50 gallon barrel that is found at your local college cafetorium.
by leonardo December 2, 2004
Get the ass-friesmug. by smolmua September 30, 2020
Get the Soggy Ass Friesmug.