A-Lands

A group of people who have the most tragic backstories and the least braincells. The primate exhibits at the zoo.

"Hello everybody. This is my first time in A-Lands!"
"How's your mom after I banged her? I don't have time to call her back since I'm banging your father. "

by TheGuy212222 April 30, 2021

lands with a thud

When a person brought back to reality abruptly.

"And the first chick lands with a thud."
(Desperate Housewives; season 7, episode 15)

by DreamCatcher022 March 9, 2011

a landan is da capital of Great Britain

In the postUSSRic countries this phrase show that the pronuncator of it is "intrested in learning of english, modern and up-to-date person, very educated and so on". But in reality it shows that person is just wanna image like this but have no power to work and study hard, but just say this words he thinks that make him educational and clever in eyes of environment

- Moi sin svobodno govorit po angliski...Sinok, nu-ka skaji jto-nebudz? translate:My son speaks english fluently. Hey, son, say something in english??
- a landan is da capital of Great Britain!
-OHO! TOCHNO KAK ANGLICHANIN GOVORIT! translate:Wow, he speaks like english is his mother tongue!

by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

a land of milk and honey

a country where living conditions are good and people have the opportunity to make a lot of money

Many Mexicans regard the United States as a land of milk and honey.

by humorous.vitamin April 19, 2015

Pulling a Landen

Pulling a Landen is when u sing the whole time in the party and everyone wants u to stop but you know if you tell him to stop he's probably going to say he'll kill himself. Pulling a Landen is also when u threaten to kill urself over mostly anything.

Person: Landen stfu

Landen: Neck rope

Person: Hes Pulling a Landen

by Psuedoshym August 8, 2019

won by a landslide

A term usually used to describe a win by a big margin, this meaning is complete and utter bullshit. The actually meaning is when you win because your opponent is killed in a landslide.

"George Dubya won by a landslide today when John Kerry was tragically killed in one."

by Chris and Mark October 28, 2006

look like a landscape

When a nigga freestyling and tryna diss a hoe this what the fuck he say

Yo fuck that bitch, hoe there aint no escape... and she be look like a landscape

by LandscapeDaSlumKing April 19, 2018