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my girlfriend's a mermaid

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.

Give your girlfriend a sweater day 

On March 9th you have to give your girlfriend a sweater. If you just started a relationship you have to give her one or, if you have been in a relationship for a long time still give her one.
Hey it’s october 28th which means it’s national give your girlfriend a sweater day!💖🥰

National send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day 

May 16th- when you send your girlfriend a shirtless picture
Whats today?

Oh its national send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day
Thanks! Almost forgot

get leo a girlfriend day 

On the 19th of November you have to get Leo a girlfriend
Leo got a girlfriend on get Leo a girlfriend day he was happy

I had a girlfriend like that once

A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...

Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...

he has a girlfriend

What a girl tells her jealous boyfriend to calm him down about a male friend she associates with.
Usually is false.
Jealous boyfriend: Who the hell is Bob?? Why do you talk to him so much?!?

Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.