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The Equation of Life

Notice carefully:
8=D is the formula for the penis.
Putting this formula in parentheses () symbolizes insertion into the vagina.
Since all life comes from this magical union of the genitals, (8=D) is the universal mathematical representation of the dirty deed.
"Oh Em Gee! Anthony just totally wrote (8=D) on the chalkboard! I wonder if the teacher notices?"
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I though it was a smiley face. I used it everywhere. Now I'm banned from lots of forums. =(
Me: I'm so happy! 8=D

Admin: Why, you like penis? *BANNZOR*
8=D by Meijer's! August 10, 2005
What some people might consider a horse smiley is actually a depiction of a man's reproductive organs, & when used incorrectly, it leads to a lot of confusion & discomfort.
Person: Hey there, buddy! 8=D
Other Guy: Dude, what the hell? Why'd you make that emoticon?
Person: It's a horse smiley, right?
Other Guy: No. No it is not. It is a penis.
Person: ...
Person: Oops.
8=D by Salty Doodle July 26, 2017

8=D {()} 

the symbol version of a penis going into a vagina.
coolkid983: Dude me and Vanessa last night..8=D {()}

johnnyboy69: haha duuuude.
An extremely small penis or chode, with an enormous head but small balls
Girl: You want to come over tonight?
Guy: Sure my 8=D is ready
Girl: WTF REALLY!!?
Guy: Omg sry I meant 8==========D
8=D by TheWeedWalker69 January 7, 2016
A penis
other examples:
8==D
8===D
8====D
"i told him 8=D was a math problem and wrote it all over his book and he was fine with it. What a dumbass!"
Pretty much the universal symbol for dick. But it can be ok through parents if you say it means smile.
1.Hey baby can't wait to see your 8=D -dick
2. Hey can't wait to see your 8=D -smile
8=D by Big Nutz79 March 2, 2016