plain jane

Ordinary, average female, moderately attractive but mentally stable.

I'll take a plain jane over a hot psycho-bitch every time, man.

plain jane by John Ronald November 19, 2007

Plain Jane

A watch, typically a Rolex, without any diamonds added to it. See the song "Plain Jane" by A$AP Ferg

Why would you lower the value of your Presidential? Skip the diamonds; keep it plain jane.

Plain Jane by Forest Blump September 13, 2017

Plain Jane

(n) An ordinary-looking, average girl. Not so bad when compared to a fake-titted, body-pierced, tattooed slut.

Aurora is a plain Jane, but she's a dynamo in the sack.

Plain Jane by keyshaw August 11, 2004

Plain Jane

A watch without dimonds

Bro is that a plain jane?
Yeah bro im keeping it cheap

Plain Jane by Godlike April 20, 2018

Plain Jane

A woman who is neither very attractive nor very ugly. She tends to be right in the middle of the spectrum or the top of the Bell Curve.

Amelia became a feminist because she was a Plain Jane. Men didn't really notice her when she walked by, because she just wasn't very attractive. Feminism told Amelia that men are shallow, disgusting pigs and she believed it, because she saw all of her attractive friends getting flirted with in front of her.

Being a Plain Jane is kind of like being a man, you're going to have to work.

Plain Jane by Edog36 September 23, 2015

Plain jane

A Marijuana cigarette without any tobacco products added

"Hey man wanna smoke a blunt?"
"Nah this weeds to good, let me get a paper, ima roll a plain jane

Plain jane by Vapethegrapeape June 12, 2016

Plain Jane

(noun; adj.) a proper fitting name given to a female that attends preparatory school who is clothed very...well, very plain. Displays minimum or no makeup. One who gives off a sweet aroma. Only befriends other Plain-Jane's. ( or in some cases, wanna-be Plain Jane's.) Often caught in field house(s), hallways, buses, or isolated buildings after hours, getting "all the action."

Girl 1: Say! Look at that Plain Jane getting all the action on the first seat of the bus!

Girl 2: Neat-O!.....Oh hey, check out that wanna-be Plain Jane making out with her pillow.

Plain Jane by theinformant00000019 March 24, 2011