Kevin 

A blow-job by someone with extraordinarily luscious lips.

Phil gave frank one hell of a kevin last night.

Kevin by Benishammer November 22, 2010

Kevin 

a cheating lying whore. says corny things to try to make you fall for him. a short 4'11 kid with a small penis.. overly obsessed with rims and cars. always wants to shine (ICY) screws over girls. things he does for fun: smokes the ganja, cleans his car, and likes to bum it.

DAMN kevin is a hoe, he can't get enough of that loose slutty coochie.

Kevin by kballs18yo August 16, 2010

Kevin 

A barnicle; a dumb kid resembling a penis.

That Kevin is such a barnicle... He won't even let his girlfriend have his laptop!!!

Kevin by KatieC123 October 14, 2012

Kevin 

A person used as an excuse for under-age sex. As seen on NBC's Dateline: To Catch a Predator.

Origin: Synchtube (called in from /b/)

I swear officer, I just came here because my friend Kevin told me to!

Kevin by Pademelon August 24, 2012

Kevin 

A male that is a dick head. Very obsessive and annoying. He is very ugly and has many problems. A Kevin is very insecure and thinks he has a horrible life, but in reality a Kevin doesn't. Many of them have a lot of friends and usually a lot of girls like a Kevin. People think a Kevin is sweet and nice, but wait till you get to know them. And a lot think he's cute, but it's only because of his charm. If you meet one, stay away!

User 1; What's your name?
User 2; Kevin
User 1; Okay bye.

Kevin by AsdfghjklAsdfghjkl November 28, 2012

Kevin 

Sexually obsessed with any part of a girl.. anything that a normal person would find disgusting and unattractive, he finds irresistable.

For example, Kevin likes to do this this that I like to call, "Checking my diaper". It doesn't matter where we are or who we're with, he comes up behind me and pulls on my pants and looks down them as if I'm some baby. And he thinks it's "hot". Definitely not.

Kevin by Victim Of The Diaper Checker July 1, 2011

Kevin 

1. extremely good at avoiding sexual intercourse with human kind.

2. (Verb): homosexual alien being trying to blend in with humans.

Kevin on the prowl, all animals beware.

Kevin by Creativity Error October 18, 2011