Squeef 

(of a woman) audibly expel air from the vagina and ejaculate simultaneously.

the low, hollow sounds of a monotonous squeefs could be heard echoing throughout the apartment.

Squeef by Dr. Skunk Bunker M.D. April 23, 2023

Squeef 

A squeef is when you squirt and pussy fart at the same time. It’s an explosion much like a volcano

Omg sorry I just squeefed in your face!!

Squeef by Lil_tiggy-squeef10 January 29, 2024

Squeef 

When a person accidentally squirts and queefs at the same without sexual stimulation.

Did you hear Shirley bent over squeefed! All over johnny's jacket while she was at work today?! How embarrassing!!

Squeef by PrincessShoan March 10, 2024

Squeef 

A "squeef" is when a female squirts out of her puss puss, while she farts out her

ass simultaneously. Most likely to occur during intercouse. But SO MUCH funnier if it happens while not having sex (extremely rare)

Squeefs are my favorite bodily noise! So much fun to say "squeef" ahhhh just rolls off the tongue. Girlfriend gets SO embarrassed when it happens when her and I fuck LMAO

Squeef by Queef-Eater4190 April 3, 2025

Squeef 

A mixture of squirt and a female queef

Did you just squeef? I asked my girlfriend during intercourse

Squeef by Squeefer12 June 11, 2025

Squeef

When a woman Queefs as she squirts

The other night Becky queefes in my face as she was squirting. I love a wet squeef. Said Mike

Squeef by anonymous March 21, 2026

squeef (v.) 

though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef (v.).

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

squeef (v.) by aja1988 September 13, 2011