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Kentucky thumb 

When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"
Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?
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Kentucky Thumb 

Sex position where you jam your thumb into your partner’s hole. Like you’re trying to stop blood loss.
“Dude I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night and she went wild!”
“You shoved yourself thumb up her ass the hell did you think was gonna happen.”
Kentucky Thumb by Knutter808 May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb 

Putting your whole thumb into a buthole during sex. Can be performed by a partner or solo.

The saying originates from an accident that occured when the popular gun-youtuber Scott DeShields or "Kentucky Ballistics" was shooting his 50.Cal sniper rifle. The rifle exploded and sent shrapnel in his neck and caused severe blood loss. To save his life Scott put his thumb into the whole where the shrapnel had penetrated his skin and thus making it to the hospital and surviving.

After the accident the gun community exploded with memes about his thumb and ultimatley the "Kentucky Thumb" was created.
I gave my girl a Kentucky Thumb last night and she loved it.

Have you ever tried to do a Kentucky Thumb to your wife?
Kentucky Thumb by CPT_BooM May 20, 2021

kentucky thumb 

when you shove your thumb in your girls ass
gave my girl the ol’ kentucky thumb last night.
kentucky thumb by s rooster May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb 

Just stick a thumb in it
Guaranteed to make you squirm as well as her plus its the one move you can do during those few days to a week
Man I had a blast last night, got to use the Kentucky Thumb

Kentucky thumb 

Using your thumb to plug a an orifice after a cream pie
I had to use the Kentucky thumb to stop fun from getting everywhere
Kentucky thumb by Chrnc May 20, 2021

Kentucky thumb 

Shoving your thumb In your partner's anus and screaming "lock and load"
Oh you want that Kentucky thumb after dinner?
Kentucky thumb by Lildick690 May 20, 2021