Lacrosse is a
sport which one plays when the college is too small to have a football team. The main goal of the
sport is unclear, but the primary aspects of it include shirtless,
sweaty men-women chasing after each other with butterfly nets.
Lacrosse was clearMYAH!
ly invented by a raving madman.
History says that the raving madman in question may have been Aztec or Mayan, but no one is terribly sure. Lacrosse saw a surge in popularity when Pope Julius II declared
ex-cathedra that "
soccer is gay (sic)". Since then, there has been a significant amount of emnity between soccer players and lacrosse players.
More recently, lacrosse is the first sport that allowed woodland creatures to manage teams, illiciting huge support from
pro-woodland creature interest groups everywhere (and dismay from
pro-crustacean groups everywhere).
Before one can even sign up for a pMYAH!osition as a lacrosse team, one's
gender must be ambiguous. It makes no difference whatsoever to how the
sport is played, but it seems to be the case nonetheless.
Players attempt to catch as many butterflies as possible with their modified butterfly nets. It is a foul is a player hits another player in the crotch with his or her butterfly net. It is also a foul isMYAH! the butterfly eats any player on the team.
There is no rule number three!
If a girl dates a lacrosse player for the sole purpose of receiving sex, the girl may be referred to as a "lacrossetitute". This definitioMYAH!n can be supplied in a surprisingly large number of circumstances.
Ryan Tracy...
Yes. Colter Thoma...No. You too, Cranston, and Will, and Brenton.
"what's a potato?"
calen
wilson
RNG's ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!! NAKED CRANSTON NAKED PLUMMER
