Its 3:10 a.m. and I'm pretty sure I'm looking for one. Most likely you are too. However, the catch is if you are a farmer. In that case, you are most certainly looking for two different hoes. But seriously, one is responsible for the agricultural movement that occured around 4000BC, allowing man to efficiently grow massive quantities of crops. The other hoe also came to existance around 4000 b.c, allowing man to contract massive quantities of STDs.

I would love to hoe this fertile land
I would love for this hoe to get the fuck off of my fertile land

I spent a lot of money on this hoe but I got some nice crops
I spent a lot of money on this hoe but I got some nice crabs

This hoe works the land real freaky nasty good
This hoes works the land really nicely

hoe by PWJ January 6, 2009

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Someone that that breaks up with someone for a dumbass reason and immediately starts to date someone else

That girl Shaniqua is such a fucking hoe

Hoe by Shawn King September 2, 2018

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Misspelling of 'ho' (short for 'whore'), confused with a tool for gardening.

Guy #1: Look she's a hoe!
Guy #2: No dude, she's a ho.

hoe by j_b December 31, 2005

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A girl who has no standards, wears tight clothes and looks nasty.

"Dude, Kathy's such a hoee!"

Hoe by babycakesss! April 23, 2010

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