Turtle 

Fucking slow pieces of flesh that use my plastic straws

Me:Fuck turtles!

Turtle by Spring time July 7, 2020

turtle 

A sex partner that just lays on their back lifelessly during intercourse.

Dude, I heard Stephanie was a turtle. Dustin said he may as well have stuck it to a blowup doll.

turtle by BratBunny July 7, 2007

Turtle 

Substitute for using touche during an argument/discussion - from the Touche Turtle TV programme.

Turtle

Turtle by Prinnyf June 7, 2011

Turtle 

To crouch down and cover ones head with arms during a fight.

I was going to punch him but he turtled! What a coward.

Turtle by Testudine March 7, 2012

Turtle 

He's got a big turtle means he's got a big belly. It protrudes, forming a turtle shape. The shortened version is - he's got a big turt. It refers to men in the sense that it equates with a beer belly.

Hey did you see his turtle....it was even bigger than the other guys. Gosh, I hope you don't end up with a turt that big,

Turtle by observe ant June 5, 2013

Turtle 

The art or act of taking someones backpack, taking all items out of the bag, turn the bag inside out, put all items back inside and finally zippering it back up.

Dude I Turtled Both Kevins and Navids bag today.

Turtle by JoeFinny April 9, 2006

Turtle 

A person you know of, have heard of, or seen, but you do not know them personally. A level under acquantince.
Celebrities can be turtles too.

"Do you know that guy John over there?"
"Oh, um, I think he might ride my bus or something. He's kind of a turtle."

Turtle by tortoise83 May 28, 2009