1) An intricately organized bundle of organic cables (axons) and processors (cell bodies) encased within the skull. It is responsible for all
human thought and cognition.
2) A fatty piece of meat lodged in your head that, in males, is often in direct competition with the
BALLS. (For most, the
balls win). Also the most popular food item for zombies and Star Jones.
1) The nerdy, sex-deprived scientist opened up his lab supervisor's skull and was about to examine the guy's BRAIN, when he started to get really hungry, and then deduced logically that he was indeed a
zombie.
2) Jimmy was contemplating whether or not to thrust his
schlong into his girlfriend's pooper, when it suddenly became clear that his BRAIN was losing the contest to his
balls.