Monica 

The politically correct way to say My N!@#$

Yo Monica

Monica by Kpsmoove March 17, 2014

Monica 

A beautiful enigma with a Puerto-Rican vibe, who's ghetto one day, and classy the next.

She's smart, funny, and is racially confused. Doesn't know if she's black, white, or Hispanic sometimes. But, compensates for that with her random Puerto-Rican pride. She's also a very awesome person and there is no way you CAN'T love Monica.

Dude: Sup, homie.

Monica: Yo, where you at?

Dude: Chillin' with Labron, how about chu?

Monica: Hanging out with my gurls at club Le's Ho

Dude: For real. Aye, you Puerto-Ricans are FINE

Monica: Why you categorizing me? RUDE!

Dude: You gotta be. You got dat body.

Monica: DAYUM RIGHT I'M PUERTO-RICAN! DUSES!

Dude: Peace.

Monica by tokitokitotokito December 2, 2011

Monica 

To accidentally poop your pants, by either a failed attempt to reach a restroom or by it sneaking up on you following a hefty meal.

That Korean BBW was absolutely delicious, but I almost Monica'd waiting in line at the frozen yogurt stand afterward.

Monica by Show&Tell February 23, 2018

Monica 

Literally the kinkiest bitch you will ever meet. She smiles all the time, laughs at everything, but that's just a cover up. She probably has read and watched '50 Shades of Grey' 50 times.

" do you think Monica will like this chain?"

Monica by tomatoisyourfriend February 25, 2017

monica 

a girl who is beautiful an fun and loves chicken fingers

yo dude, i went on a date with this girl and we got chicken fingers, total Monica bro

monica by looseygoosey65656565 March 28, 2017

monica 

A girl who is very loud. Usually has a close knit of best-friends but a lot of "friends." Gets involved with A SHIT TON of beef.

Very sensitive also. At times also concerned with others.

person 1: AHHHH SHAKEN!! SHOOK !!
person 2: Woah woah woah. stop bein such a monica !

monica by sweet.potato:) January 17, 2018

Monica 

Monica is a pejorative slang term for an obnoxious internet troll that presumes they have superior knowledge on a particular subject that surpasses that of experts. Said expertise derived purely from overheard anecdotes and casual internet browsing aged.

I’m being spammed by a Monica who thinks she knows more about my illness than my medical specialist because she once saw a chart a fringe website

Monica by Troll_Assassin April 2, 2021