Kevin is aka the non dank Boomer cow. Kevins are tall asf and have onions instead of brains. There's not much you can say about them because they're the dumbest on
Earth. And all other planets. All they do is do
nothing other than sucking cows' teats, pissing off all the Aathmikas coolest and calling themselves dank. And they love return gifts and cow
porn. If you come across a Kevin, RUN.