bobby texts HI to his
hot sexy
girlfriend jenny.
jenny replys to bobby: you are
stupid, you could have texted anything.... you could have texted "send nudes",but no, you texted hi. so even could have said hey..... but nope, YOU TEXTED HI...."
jenny tells bobby: lets break up.....
so bobby crys in the corner
theme of story: never text someone hi unless you are looking to get unfriended.