Skip to main content

Douchebaggery 

Anything that can be construed as a yuppie/hipster/urban/suburban status symbol, i.e. Bluetooth headsets, Starbucks Coffee cups, SUVs, iPods, Sidekick, etc.

Can be used to mock ones self or others.
"Sorry, I have to don my douchebaggery." in reference to putting on a bluetooth headset.

"He can't hear you over his douchebaggery."

"That's right, sell that douchebaggery."

"His douchebaggery cost him $60k."

"His douchebaggery pro cost him $3k."

"That PTA mom is definitely flaunting her douchebaggery."

douchebaggery 

The actions of a person who is a huge douchebag, who exhibits these qualities too frequently.
The midget down the hall is guilty of extreme douchebaggery. Everything he is does is queer. I would love to punch him in his face for his sin of douchebaggery.
douchebaggery by TheRealestOne February 19, 2009

douchebaggery 

An act involving the skill or prowess of a douchebag.
Matt: Dude that guy totally jipped you from the team! That sucks man.

Abby: Yeah dude, it was total douchebaggery.

Matt: Yeah, I hate that douchebag.
douchebaggery by Abbyjabby October 13, 2009

douchebaggery 

The art of being a douchebag
I'm tired of all her douchebaggery, that girl is gonna get it.
douchebaggery by Pickle G October 18, 2008

douchebaggery 

Of douche; Acting like or implying a douche bag; lame
What kind of douchebaggery is this?

douchebaggery 

Slang ;
Anything Kanye West does
"What'd you do last night?"
"Oh you know, the usual douchebaggery."
"Kanye?"