Slag of the century but gets no bitches - like Mary and Joseph he impregnated women without ever touching them. ‘Apparently’ has a massive cock but evidence suggests otherwise…
Saul is the type of guy that doesn’t really like sports he’s the type of guy that likes the bitter things in life, like spending time on his phone rather then being outside with his buddies
Saul is such an annoying guy. His voice will always be squeaky and loud. He will always leave the room whenever he thinks he has to do work. If you ever see a Saul, never talk to him. His flirting skills are so bad and he will be lonly forever.
Ali: Ewwww, here comes Saul.
Logan: Hurry, i'llhold him off.
saul is the shortest guy ever, and if you judge him before you know him you’ll see him as some popular guy who loves girls. but he is actually very gay. not really but he is super weird, super nice and supportive, the worlds best listener, super dooper smile. he’s got the nicest voice you’ll ever hear that could actually put you to sleep and goes very well with his guitar skills. He is effortlessly good at everything. There isn’t one feature that isn’t perfect about saul.
Saul is such a genuine soul.
woah who’s that effortlessly cool guy duh that’s saul chilli
hm good looking fella over there
yeah that’s just saul.