random weeb: "What is the meaning of life?"
me: "In
short, being born to die. The
long answer? Well. Being born into this world is quite a
miracle of nature, where our race who have had the chance to build a civilisation, and while the human race
will be quite insignificant in the grand scheme of the universe, our own lives, are but a microscopic fraction of the time it would take for the earth to end. In all fairness, it's up to you what to make of your life, I can't answer that question for you. Find an answer for it yours- and he's gone."
*some miles away*
"Oh my god, i don't a lecture!!! I'
ll just stick with the first one. ffs"