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The hottest guy on the planet with the best dick. He is named Adam. Girls would fall for him. If you can find a Adam then you are lucky. It would be the best sex in the universe.
The hottest guy on the planet with the best dick. He is named Adam. Girls would fall for him. If you can find a Adam then you are lucky. It would be the best sex in the universe.
adam by Nibutani June 18, 2020
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One of the kindest and most soft hearted people you will meet. Who may be a little shy and weird if you don't know him. But once you know the real him you will love him.
Adam is such a great guy he's always looking out for others.
Adam by A700 July 19, 2021
A peculiar intelligent man thats been aging like fine wine along the years. Most hardworking person Ive ever met, detail oriented and a clean freak. Weird funny guy whom I adored so much. Has so much goodness to give to people, tho people might evaluate him incorrectly. Purest person with a heart of Gold. Trust me, he's a Genius! Maybe he an alien with all the good qualities lol far most lovable than humans are. The Man I gonna marry. Back away goats, this particular Adam mine forever.
My Babi/Bubba.
I love you nooby!
Adam is a genius.
Adam by anonymous November 22, 2021
Always-Dicking-Around-Me. Adam is a person who loves pleasing himself. Usually touches men for his own fetishes, he acts like a dick to them so he won't be outed as gay.
A : Ugh Adam is here again.
B : What's wrong with Adam?
A : He's gonna start groping my balls and try to touch my nipples again.
B : Oh no!!
Adam by ReliableSauce September 15, 2016
A douchebag. Never trust an Adam. HE/SHE WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE!!!!
Oh my gosh, have you met Adam?
Yea he is such a douchebag!!!!
Adam by JJ C February 5, 2017
Adam fucks his ferret
Adam by Slayer2020 April 3, 2017
The dumbest man in the history of ever. Can not get laid and has a micro penis.
Look at that loser, he's such an Adam
Adam by Sarina.farted January 8, 2018