Satan: Obama,
go make yourself useful and.. umm.. uhh..
oh bomb a nation.
Obama: But this is such an Abomination!
Satan: Yes I know! >:]
Go make this
world evil... Make it an Obamanation.
Obama: YIPPIEEE YAY!!!!11 IM SO EXCITED!!!!11 DO I GET ICECREAM????/!!!!!111 wait......... can i be blak?? cuz then all the blak ppl will vote me!!!11 even tho i dont kno crap bout n e ting. yayyyyy