Handcrafted by
God Himself from
black marble. This
beautiful black
man is comely in the eyes of any behold. His aesthetic is truly a danger to anyone who who gazed upon him. He turns lesbians straight and Heterosexual men gay, just from them looking at him. He is impossible to resist; a dark temptation. Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Empathetic, athletic, loving, charismatic, intelligent..this human is the full package. If you’re fortunate enough to encounter one of these creatures, befriend him. He is loyal. He’
ll be by your side at your highest and lowest points. And he’ll make you laugh to the point where you pee yourself. He’s one of the good ones.