A good looking guy, mostly a player with no regard for girls. Joes have a new girl everyweek. When you first meet him he seems like a prince that will save you from reality, then he leaves you lying in the dust because you have some flaws. Never throw your self at a Joe, make the Joe chase you. Despite all of these bad things, if you ever date a Joe he will be the sweetest person ever meet. He will treat you like a princess and will protect you from anything that trys to hurt you. Joes are some if the greatest people to date, just be careful with the aftermath.

Girl 1: what happened with Lulu and that guy she met? He loved her for 2 months! They start going out and then he leaves her after a week!!
Girl 2: What a jerk
Girl 3: He is a total Joe

Joe by L.V.O November 10, 2012

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Joe

Slang for someone enlisted in the United States Army.

Did you see that Joe in walmart? Do they ever take off their uniforms?

Joe by SquallyZ06 February 23, 2009

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Joe

A red, disgusting, smelly substance

Girl1- Oh dang, I got Joe.

Girl2- Oh I just had Joe the other day, I wont have Joe again for a month.

Joe by ~~~anonymous~~~ May 4, 2008

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