Sebastian 

Some turds float some turds sink

Holy fuck, I didn’t know Sebastian was here

Sebastian by Gnawedoff November 23, 2021

Sebastian 

The coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Super smart, super creative, and super nice. He is passionate about his interests and creating. He loves to learn about and educate others about the obscure things he likes. He’s coolest

Omg you’re so smart and nice you must be a Sebastian

Sebastian by No longer human November 23, 2021

Sebastian 

an a**hole who cheats on his wife & then leaves her

"Have you seen Sebastian lately?"
"Yeah bro, I saw him with another random chick last night."

Sebastian by keeleekiks November 23, 2021

Sebastian 

That one guy you don’t talk about at the dinner table

(You):Hey you guys remember Sebastian … (other person):Woooooow this casserole is really good

Sebastian by Cool kid down the street November 27, 2021

Sebastian 

Sebastian is always a man with a particularly large head, and an idiot who scores own goals in soccer on his first game.

Sebastian sucks at soccer

Sebastian by Juan Leon 69 December 8, 2021

Sebastian 

Sebastian Is A Retarded Piece Of Shit Who Likes To Make Your Mom Jokes That Are Not Funny At All

Sebastian:Your Mom Has A Hairy Dick And I Know Because I Stuck It Up My Ass

Me:You Are Really A Gay Mother Fucker Aren’t You

Sebastian by JakePaulsSmallDick December 12, 2021

Sebastian 

An amazing human being with the kindness of 10 organ donors, his chivalry is unmatched, the poor guy peaked in middle school and was unable to complete his lifelong achievement of dunking. May his 6’1 height forever rest in piece.

Sebastian is a Parallel universe believing, marvel loving, big Austrian daddy of a person

Sebastian by MyGuyMarshall December 14, 2021