A man by the name of Macfrizz once quoted, “have fun doing a shit, don’t wank too. Hahaha call it a ‘Shank’.

Shank- the art of doing a shit and having a wank at the same time. Whether you wipe in between or for or after doesn’t matter you still had a shank. :(

“I’m going for a shank.” Oops that was meant for my dad.

Shank by BallZac69 December 11, 2025

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SHANK!

A colaaambian word meaning to thieve something from an unsuspecting person.

We SHANKED some toilet paper from Chile and they chased us.

SHANK! by Jeb n Fiest May 13, 2005

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Shank's Law

Shank's Law is internet shorthand for a common response to the logical fallacy of "Argument from authority". It states: " The imaginative powers of the human mind have yet to rise to the challenge of concocting a conspiracy theory so batshit insane that one cannot find at least one Ph.D holding scientist to support it."

Proponents of conspiracy theories often attempt to lend their swivel-eyed nonsense credibility by citing the "findings" of one or more Ph.D professors. However, they fail to appreciate that the fact that a person holds a Ph.D doesn't necessarily mean they aren't crazy.

"Weasel semen is a proven cure for AIDS, especially when gargled."
"Bullshit!"
"You think so? Well here's a study by Professor Hodor of Bumblefuck University that proves it!"
"Shank's Law, bro. Shank's law."

Shank's Law by CaptainSmash! June 10, 2015

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Shank spanking

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

Shank spanking by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

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