Chuck Norris 

Something so kick ass, it is comparable to Chuck Norris

Dude 1: Yo, you see X3 yet?
Dude 2: Yeah, that movie is Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris by Paul Sammons June 3, 2006

chuck norris 

one of the earths greatest men alive! in other words hes god....

chuck norris sleeps with a nite lite not cus hes afraid of da dark it cus the dark scared of chuck norris.
chuck norris doesnt watch, he decides what time it is!

chuck norris by patric thomas April 30, 2006

chuck norris 

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DONT F*CK WITH CHUCK!

...youve been warned.

chuck norris will kill you.

chuck norris by Zackery May 22, 2006

chuck norris 

1. God.
2. Powerful

"Susan, do you know God's full name?"
"Of course, Chuck Norris."

chuck norris by sammammam April 19, 2006

Chuck Norris 

1. A martial arts master.

2. The star of countless movies that are amazingly awesome.

3. Star of the show "Walker Texas Ranger" where he plays a Texas Ranger named Walker. This show has been cancelled because too many eight year olds wet their beds at the sight of Chuck Norris kicking ass.

4. A man who always personally greets you to his website.

5. See God.

One day I saw Chuck Norris, I am now in the witness protection program.

Chuck Norris by Ronnie the Raider November 12, 2008

chuck norris 

he is the most 1337 person on the planet and will always be

chuck norris is all of the pokemon having a massive orgy and the baby in result is chuck norris

chuck norris by scotland all day way May 25, 2006

Chuck Norris 

A man who owns no coffee pot because he grinds the coffee beans with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage!

All you Chuck Norris haters have nothing better to do than blast him for what you say are failed attempts, lame, douchebag, or fake hollywood exaggerations of a normal man, but I can tell you that he OWNS his own tae-kwon-do and Karate dojos, and will kick your ass without as much a courtesy as a roundhouse kick to the face, but to your BALLS! Did you ever think that all that mid-2000 hype was just what they were? JOKES!! I honestly doubt that a single Chuck Norris Facts joke creator/inventor ever had a serious belief that the man was god himself or that the information was even possible (except for sneezing with his eyes open, that is very possible for many people, check out myth busters). All you haters hating on Norris and his fans are claiming him to be a failure...He still makes millions every year, he is in better shape than all of you, and has more houses than you will ever sleep in your entire life! Last time I checked, failures don't get what they want... Norris got almost everything. Beat that Bitches!

Chuck Norris by roundhouse_kick_warning July 28, 2011