Noodling 

The act of Fabio making noodles. This definition came to be in the internet series, "Mano a mano en el bano" featuring Fabio battling Isaiah Mustafa for the spot as the Old Spice guy.

Adam: "Dude, did you see Fabio noodling in mano a mano en el bano?"

Dan: "Yeah man, I felt gay after watching that" -_-

Noodling by Nenny524 July 28, 2011

noodling 

a more offensive and effeminent form of canoodling, noodling often occurs in public and is usually undertaken by older men attempting to take advantage of younger girls. While the perpetrator may not in everday life be a noodle, he often assumes the persona of a noodle in carrying out his noodling.

I saw him noodling with that freshmen all over the dance floor last night.

noodling by Mid-day January 17, 2007

noodling 

Blindly looking for a date, often out of desperation, at a bar or club with the bottom-feeders of society hoping you won't get bit too badly. Similar to method of catching catfish by sticking your had in a murky lake until a catfish bites it.

He was having such bad luck with the ladies, he went noodling at a seedy bar to find a date.

noodling by bunker bomb August 21, 2009

noodling 

An act of the sexuality variety between two people.

Verb: noodling
Noun: noodler
adverb: noodlewise
adjective: noodlish

Stop noodling all over my couch. It's really nasty and I still haven't gotten the stains out from the last time.

noodling by noodlefritz March 7, 2012

noodling 

To start fingering a woman and when wiggling your fingers, feel for a fetus to bite, fishhook it, then pull it out of the vagina and hold it up like the catch of the day!

Last night I caught a 8lb fetus while noodling.

noodling by CfromT October 15, 2007

NOODLING 

Lurking. Leaving batshit random comments on posts. posting bizarre haikus. Amazing ninja smoke.

"I'm not stalking, I'm lurking."

"oh, #JUSTNOODLING"
"yup"

NOODLING by Noodles Swizzlestyx September 25, 2015

Noodling 

The sexual act of inserting two or more fingers into a girls mouth during intercourse, and "hooking" her lower teeth to provide leverage for deeper penetration by physically pulling on her lower jaw.

The sexual act of inserting two or more fingers into a girls mouth during intercourse, and "hooking" her lower teeth to provide leverage for deeper penetration by physically pulling on her lower jaw.

"I was noodling this chick last night and I swore I almost caught a catfish."

"Hey have you tried noodling? I hooked this girl's mouth and i went so deep dude!"

"Leanna loves getting noodled. At first she didn't get it, but when she figured out I was using her head for leverage, she was totally into it."

Noodling by Lee715 August 7, 2016