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goostoses 

More than one goose with in five inches of each other. goostoses are comenly known for perving on people walking past.
2 of them would make goostoses.
goostoses by doctor john smith February 3, 2010

goontopia 

The state of absolute goon. This is the greatest achievable state of goon possible.
Yesterday I was jorkin my penar so hard I was eventually hit goontopia.
goontopia by Goon legend March 6, 2024

goontopia 

The state of absolute goon. This is the greatest achievable state of goon. Sometimes results in a trance like numbness.
I was jorkin my penar so good I hit goontopia, my legs were numb for 3 hours.
goontopia by Goon legend March 6, 2024

goontopia 

To be in a state of gooning, similar to being in a state of nirvana
I gooned so much I went into a state of goontopia
goontopia by XIGHSG April 6, 2024

Goonchosis

When you enter a state of psychosis after jerking off for too long
Aiden entered a state of goonchosis after cranking his hog for 48 hours straight. he began seeing shadow people In the corners of his room.
Goonchosis by RU In March 10, 2025

Goonnoisseur

Someone with refined taste in NSFW content, and knows exactly what they like, particularly anime and fantasy themed material. For them it's quality over quantity and they're generally not addicted, and less ashamed of it than the gooner.
Bob: "Bro you just casually admited to liking BDSM themed muscle dommy mommy Dark Elves in front of your date! where does that confidence come from!?Batman couldn't beat that outta me if he tried!"

Mark: "What can I say, I like what I like!"

Bob: "It's like after enough years you evolved from a typical gooner and man of culture into a Goonnoisseur!"
Goonnoisseur by sus mage April 12, 2026