australian 

A kangaroo.

Why the fuck are there so many Australians in Australia

australian by n0wn June 4, 2018

Australian 

someone who's permanately upside down and they're stupid fucking toilets spin in the wrong direction

"hey Paul are you australian?" "yea." "fuck you and your toilet Paul"

Australian by the penn November 28, 2019

Australian 

A backwards folk bred from cast out English prisoners forced to live next to the ocean because they live in the desert.

Most commonly heard using the term “shit cunt” or just “cunt” most usually accompanied by “oi”.
These savages are usually seen crusin with a mullet however not the gay American kind, the cool auzzie kind that looks hella fresh.

“Why is the man banging a dog?”, “I dunno, he must be Australian”

Australian by gazember cigány majom May 13, 2020

Australian 

An american but with spiders and shit.

"you australians are just americans but with spiders and shit"

-TommyInnit

Australian by American with spider November 3, 2020

Australian 

The Texan version of Britain

Are you Australian?
"Yeh owd ye kno m8?"

Australian by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

Australian 

The language of retards

Oi Cunt I speak Australian m8

Australian by Huge FAt CAck December 16, 2021

Australian 

Someone who puts a block of caramel on your toes and sobbles on it while playing 'Never gonna give you up' in reverse on a TV that is upside down

˙ɥsnq ʇuǝpᴉsǝɹԀ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uɐ ʎq qoɾ ǝpᴉsuᴉ uɐ sɐʍ ƖƖ/6 is australian for toe sucking

Australian by Gameify January 16, 2024