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Any Celtic fan, Especially anyone called Scott Brown
Scott Brows a Nonce you know
Nonce by Ket Addict February 17, 2020
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a word used to describe someone who people consider dumb or unintelligent
"Dude why are you Such a Nonce, stop falling down the stairs"
Nonce by SmartMan42069 February 17, 2020
a nonce is where someone is attracted to little kids their name would usually tend to be sam miller
Oh look at sam
Hes a BIG NONCE
nonce by symlolllllllllll February 20, 2020
Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause
Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour
Nonce by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020
"look at him, seans a nonce taking photos of little girls"
nonce by tjmmmmmurphy March 29, 2020
vikkstar123 is a nonce
Nonce by ksi is fat April 15, 2020