A generally low ranking member of the Unorganized Militia. These are generally the most disposable members of a revolution, that exist to die protecting
Liberty and overthrowing tyranny. True Goons are
well trained and have the "Speak Softly, but carry a big stick" mentality. They are lovers of people and defenders of freedom. Goons have no racial,
Gender, religious, orientation, or Socioeconomic criteria to join. They are an all inclusive group and welcome anyone (besides tyrants and pedophiles).